What zombie movie do I want to watch right now?

Catching up on The Walking Dead #dayoff

The automatic door just closed on my arm. Automatically.

Thanks automatic door.

I need a fucking drink.

“MFH. Mother fucking haircut.” — @posecity #jimmcdonald

I feel like I’m in that scene in Jurassic Park where Wayne Knight is driving the Jeep in the mud #downpour

Goddamn want these goddamn boots. $160 http://t.co/sMhnVXT7

Great fucking night with @retrojonny @wlassy #stevesommers… and Lee’s dog.

To the live band playing Rooster by Alice In Chains acoustic: definitely digging this. #throwback

Dear dude taking a shit while deciding on a new iPhone ringtone,

The one you keep playing sounds good.

Sincerely,
Everyone in the bathroom

I’m so tired that I think if I fell asleep I’d never wake up again.

Just cracked open a beer at 2PM.

New iPhone 4S 64GB White – AT&T http://t.co/kp8uETZ3 Starting Bid: $639, Buy It Now: $705

#rough

Social anxiety rules.

I am not here right now.

I think I just took a shot of tequila.

@ratgrl Hahah that’s hilarious

Also: thanks, news, for filming me and not telling me.

Nice shift 6am – 8pm